17 THINGS GIRLS THINKS ABOUT AT GROUP EXERCISE CLASS, Don`t Get Shocked!!!
  
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17 THINGS GIRLS THINKS ABOUT AT GROUP EXERCISE CLASS



don`t get shocked!!!

Published On: June 28, 2014, by Neat Buzz, Maria King, Washington
Tag: Sports, Girls, Think , Rating: 4.5

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Group exercise classes are the best way to motivate yourself: Not only are you surrounded by others who feel the same way you do, but you have some scary-ripped drill sergeant barking at you to do burpees and jumping jacks.

Itís a lot more motivating to have someone screaming in your sweaty face than it is to make yourself over the 4.0 mph mark on the treadmill.

Working out is hard and, to take a note from my girl Jennifer Lawrence, anyone who pretends to enjoy exercise is a liar.

The thoughts you have in a group exercise class somewhat differ by the actual activity you are doing (e.g. spin vs. weight lifting), but, for the most part, they center around hunger and frustration.

What are we all thinking during this excruciating hour of our lives? WellÖ



1

 

OKAY I GOT THIS, I GOT THIS

 

Iím ready; Iíve got my brand new sneakers on and am feeling determined and motivated. Watch out world, no one can stop me now!

17 THINGS GIRLS THINKS ABOUT AT GROUP EXERCISE CLASS, Don`t Get Shocked!!!
  

2

 

WHERE IS THAT GIRLíS SHIRT?

 

Um, what? Why is that girl essentially wearing a bra and underwear? The day I feel comfortable exercising in that ďoutfitĒ is the day I skip the gym altogether and indulge in some not so healthy foods.

17 THINGS GIRLS THINKS ABOUT AT GROUP EXERCISE CLASS, Don`t Get Shocked!!!
  

3

 

THAT BITCH IS SUCH A SHOW-OFF

 

Okay, lady, I got it, youíve been coming to this class every day for the past six months, but do you really need to stand dead center and make the rest of us look bad? Itís hard enough trying to keep up with the instructor, but now I have to keep up with you, too?

17 THINGS GIRLS THINKS ABOUT AT GROUP EXERCISE CLASS, Don`t Get Shocked!!!
  

4

 

UGH, I HOPE MY LULUíS ARENíT SEE-THROUGH

 

How many times are we going to stretch forward and touch our toes? Iím pretty sure the girl behind me is enjoying a nice view of my ass and thongÖ Damn you Lulu, you would think for $82, these leggings wouldnít be so revealing.

17 THINGS GIRLS THINKS ABOUT AT GROUP EXERCISE CLASS, Don`t Get Shocked!!!
  

5

 

DID THAT GIRL IN FRONT OF ME JUST FART? TUMBLR_M5SDSKYYI61R4TD3PO

 

Wow, that is just plain disrespectful. At least aim your body at a different angle so I am not subject to your terrible bodily odors. Itís bad enough you bent over in front of me, but to also fart in my face? That is just rude.

17 THINGS GIRLS THINKS ABOUT AT GROUP EXERCISE CLASS, Don`t Get Shocked!!!
  

6

 

ITíS ONLY BEEN 15 MINUTES, WHAT THE F*CK?

 

17 THINGS GIRLS THINKS ABOUT AT GROUP EXERCISE CLASS, Don`t Get Shocked!!!
  

7

 

I NEED WATER, A TOWEL, A SANDWICH AND A NAP

 

I. Am. Dying. I need Jimmy Johnís and my bed. And Netflix. And an IV. Do people actually enjoy this sh*t? Thereís no wayÖ

17 THINGS GIRLS THINKS ABOUT AT GROUP EXERCISE CLASS, Don`t Get Shocked!!!
  

8

 

HMM, WHAT AM I GOING TO EAT FOR DINNER?

 

The only reason I am even taking part in this awful class is so that I can feast when I get home. I mean, isnít that the entire point of exercising? To eatÖ? No, that canít be right, can it?

17 THINGS GIRLS THINKS ABOUT AT GROUP EXERCISE CLASS, Don`t Get Shocked!!!
  

9

 

HOW HAVE ONLY 30 MINUTES PASSED?

 

I made it past the 15 minute exhaustion mark, but how has it only been 15 minutes since then? This is some serious torture. People actually come back and do this every single week? HOW? They must be on some sort of drugs.

17 THINGS GIRLS THINKS ABOUT AT GROUP EXERCISE CLASS, Don`t Get Shocked!!!
  

10

 

I THINK IíM GOING TO PASS OUT

 

Now this is just getting ridiculous. How is this that hard? I am definitely much more in shape than half these people in this room, but for some reason, I need an inhalerÖ or three.

17 THINGS GIRLS THINKS ABOUT AT GROUP EXERCISE CLASS, Don`t Get Shocked!!!
  

11

 

IíM GOING TO LOOK SO SKINNY TOMORROW

 

Iím finally feeling motivated again. July 4th is in a week, I just dropped $167 on a bathing suit and Iím ready to rock it. One set down, two to go. Got this, Iím going to wake up feeling great tomorrow morning. Just call me Adriana, why donít youÖ

17 THINGS GIRLS THINKS ABOUT AT GROUP EXERCISE CLASS, Don`t Get Shocked!!!
  

12

 

HOW CAN THAT GIRL KICK HER LEG SO HIGH?

 

Does this bitch think weíre at Cirque du Soleil tryouts or something? This ainít the Rockettes either, my friend. Take it down a notch.

17 THINGS GIRLS THINKS ABOUT AT GROUP EXERCISE CLASS, Don`t Get Shocked!!!
  

13

 

I WONDER IF ANYONE ELSE IS AS HUNGOVER AS I AM

 

Am I the only one who is trying to burn off the calories I drank last night? I canít be the only one, can I? Am I an alcoholic? Do I care? I wonder what Iím doing tonightÖ

17 THINGS GIRLS THINKS ABOUT AT GROUP EXERCISE CLASS, Don`t Get Shocked!!!
  

14

 

OKAY, I NEED A BREAK

 

Will anyone notice if I just sit down for a moment? Hmm, I can always fake having to tie my shoes, thatíll buy me at least a solid minute or two. How can these people last this long? Iíve been gasping for my breath for the past 10 minutes, at least.

17 THINGS GIRLS THINKS ABOUT AT GROUP EXERCISE CLASS, Don`t Get Shocked!!!
  

15

 

MAYBE IF I WERE ACTUALLY GETTING LAID, IíD ENJOY CARDIO

 

Why else would you want to work on increasing your stamina? It seems I exercise for all of the wrong reasonsÖ or the right ones, but that depends on how youíre looking at it.

17 THINGS GIRLS THINKS ABOUT AT GROUP EXERCISE CLASS, Don`t Get Shocked!!!
  

16

 

NAH, I PROBABLY WOULD STILL HATE IT

 

Who am I trying to kid? Thereís no rational reason to enjoy cardio. The only people who ever ďlikedĒ this form of exercise were those kids in P.E. who treated gym class like it was the Olympics. And even then they were just showing off.

17 THINGS GIRLS THINKS ABOUT AT GROUP EXERCISE CLASS, Don`t Get Shocked!!!
  

17

 

NO, SERIOUSLY, WHEN IS THIS SH*T GOING TO BE OVER?

 

I canít feel my legs. Or my abs. Or my arms. Has it been an hour yet? Iím starvingÖ

17 THINGS GIRLS THINKS ABOUT AT GROUP EXERCISE CLASS, Don`t Get Shocked!!!
  


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