8 REASONS WHY IT IS NOT OK FOR A MAN TO TAKE A SELFI
  
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8 REASONS WHY IT IS NOT OK FOR A MAN TO TAKE A SELFI



Published On: July 23, 2014, by Neat Buzz, Linda Lee, Louisiana
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SELFIES ARE STRICTLY FOR WOMEN

 

There was a time when people used palm leaves as fans for cooling themselves. A glance at the Long Wing Ceiling Fan will transport you to that ancient era. Designed by Alexander Ignon, this unique ceiling fan can be used in small rooms and large spaces like public buildings of different types. It is capable of saving lots of energy and requires only 15 watts for lowering room temperature. The German geared motor of this ceiling fan makes it powerful. You can get this lovely fan in a color of your choice.

8 REASONS WHY IT IS NOT OK FOR A MAN TO TAKE A SELFI
  

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SELFIES ARENíT MANLY

 

It is a rule of law that men are allowed to have a maximum of three photos of themselves: one from their first day of school, the second on their driverís license and the third Ė if they are unfortunate enough to be married Ė from their wedding day.

Single men are, of course, allowed to have an additional photos of themselves ó in a Batman outfit.

8 REASONS WHY IT IS NOT OK FOR A MAN TO TAKE A SELFI
  

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SELFIES ARE FOR ATTENTION SEEKERS

 

Selfies send the message to the world that you desperately crave attention and validation. They also reveal that deep down, youíre a little boy lost in the big world.

If you want attention, call your mom

8 REASONS WHY IT IS NOT OK FOR A MAN TO TAKE A SELFI
  

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SELFIES ARE FOR SHALLOW PEOPLE

 

If the only thing you have to offer the world is a shirtless selfie, then there really isnít much to your personality after all. If youíve got nothing useful to contribute to society, just go sit in your room and watch porn.

Or write an article about selfies.

8 REASONS WHY IT IS NOT OK FOR A MAN TO TAKE A SELFI
  

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SELFIES DONíT HELP YOU PULL GIRLS

 

Remember, Hugh Hefner earned millions of dollars and an entire mansion of chicks by taking pictures of them, rather than post-gym selfies of himself.

8 REASONS WHY IT IS NOT OK FOR A MAN TO TAKE A SELFI
  

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SELFIES SUGGEST YOU HAVE A REALLY SMALL PENIS

 

Research suggests that men who upload selfies have below average penis sizes.

We just made this up; there is no actual research. However, given that this is the standard insult for any annoying behavior exhibited by men, we figured it might as well apply here, too.

8 REASONS WHY IT IS NOT OK FOR A MAN TO TAKE A SELFI
  

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CHUCK NORRIS DOESNíT TAKE SELFIES

 

Which is good because there are no cameras on earth capable of adequately capturing the great man and we need the Hubble Space Telescope where it is. Itís doing important stuff, like spying on Mars.

8 REASONS WHY IT IS NOT OK FOR A MAN TO TAKE A SELFI
  

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JUSTIN BIEBER TAKES SELFIES

 

Bieber also has a sleeve of tattoos, so you might want to re-think just how badass your new ďinkĒ really is

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